archiemcphee:

Meet Friar Bigotón (Friar Moustache), aka Brother Carmelo, once a stray dog, now the first canine member of a Franciscan monastery in Cochabamba, Bolivia. He even has a little doggy-sized habit to wear alongside his fellow monks.

Considering that Saint Francis is the patron saint of animals, it seems only right that a Franciscan monastery would choose to adopt an animal in need.

“His life is all about playing and running,” fellow friar Jorge Fernandez told The Dodo. “Here, all of the brothers love him very much. He is a creature of God.”

“If only all the churches of our country [would] adopt a dog and care for him like Friar Bigotón,” Proyecto Narices Frías (Cold Nose Project), a local animal rescue, wrote in a post on Facebook, “we are sure that the parishioners would follow his example.”

Meanwhile it appears that Brother Carmelo is paying it forward by looking after the monastery’s fish:

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[via Bored Panda and The Dodo

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

gendersnaps:

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

weirdest cult ever. i wanna join.

I’m split on this. Being in a cult seems a-peeling but I’d probably smell pretty rotten if I had to wear a banana suit. 

scotch:

bangers:

donuts:

toast:

cereal:

pancakes:

waffles:

ven0moth:

waffles v pancakes go

Clearly, waffles are better than @pancakes

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Originally posted by planetbae

Uh, no? Obviously, pancakes are better…

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Originally posted by rocka-bi-baby

Screw you both 

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Originally posted by mathias-strato

You are wrong. You’re about to get burned. 

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Originally posted by trevorknappjones

… yikes. Donuts are definitely the ultimate breakfast food.

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Originally posted by lard-lad

‘Allo. This thread is pure tosh. Everyone knows bangers and mash are the most scrummy. 

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Originally posted by dennys

breakfast of champions reporting in

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Originally posted by scottish-whisky-world