i just heard my mom yell and ran across the house because i thought she was hurt, but she was actually just excited because she saw a very fat bird outside
update: she called him a “pompous little man” because he shit in one of the old flowerbeds
What
I’m so tired this made perfect sense for like 45 seconds
What the fuck did I just watch
i haven’t seen this in so long than god it’s still making the rounds
Mom’s potato staring at me across the room
this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like
don’t blame humans for being bad artists. it was the dogs’ fault the whole time.
The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss
rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
the coinfarts origin story is way more literal than I would’ve guessed
This makes me want to go sit next to her with pepper spray.
would be real unfortunate if he were to be doxxed and this image sent to his employer, mom and other female family members
Even worse if the image went viral. He would be recognized, and it would be hard to date or make friends.
The amount of men in the notes telling everyone to calm down is really telling.
Don’t calm down. Throw down. Fuck up this pedo suit motherfucker.
Satisfying.
