grapefruitfever:

Oh no ;) it’s the Ides of March ;) it would be a shame ;) if someone were to stab me ;) ;) 23 times ;) ;) I would just hate that ;) ;) ;) ;)

traumacalls:

traumacalls:

“If I want to draw a black character white I can”
Nope try again bye

You can reblog this especially if youre white

amtrax:

scaliepost-generator:

Go ahead, dude

support:

support:

Originally posted by fyspringfield

SSL security, which has been available on the dashboard for a while, is now here for blogs. To turn it on, go to your blog settings and enable “Always serve blog over SSL.” Mmmmm, security. Check out our help docs for more info.

An update on this:

• SSL is being turned on by default for all Tumblrs that use our Optica theme on the web, except those with custom domains. Because, well…Optica is the default theme, and why shouldn’t secure be the default?
  
• This change only affects the web, because the mobile apps already use SSL all the time for your safety.
• We don’t recommend it, but if for some reason you need to disable SSL, you can do so via your blog settings on the web, by turning off the “Always serve blog over SSL” option.

vining-zerg:

louisville-redcoat:

durpacerangerrogjro:

bogleech:

I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

We didn’t eat the spices, we sold them to fund our vast armies and navies across the globe. Spiceless food is a small price to pay for owning a quarter of the entire world and ruling the waves…once upon a time…
*stares longingly towards the seas, shedding a small tear for the Empire that once was*

bitchimightbey:

l0rdfapulous:

tehnakki:

legalmexican:

afrojabi:

shitty-science:

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

hentai-tay:

midnavidalia:

soimpotent:

prokopetz:

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

theyre not ignoring you! this is actually just a cats way of saying they want to keep you company without infringing on your personal space. its the equivalent of going to a friends house while you both separately scroll through tumblr, even though youre glad to be together.
alternatively the cat could be curious about what you are doing, but shy to make its presence known. either way the cat is paying very close attention to you!

*cries* this is why…this is why i love them