I think the problem is the ladies of the left, the arbiters of all
reasonable human behavior, have become aware that there are still men
fouling the public arena. And even worse,these men seem to have some
sort of apparatus attached to their buttocks or somewhere down there
that requires these socially unacceptable air thieves to sit with legs
unacceptably akimbo while riding public conveyances.
Manslation: Somebody sat next to me on the bus and made me shift my legs closer together and you just can’t understand the TORTURE this inflicts on my TENDER PARTS. If my legs aren’t splayed wider than the English Channel my grapes will die and shrivel up into lil’ raisins. Also if I pepper this statement with enough big words, it might hide my misogyny.
you: “I am unaware of how biology works and don’t know men’s skeletal structure is designed so that men are more comfortable sitting with their legs wider and I ignore the fact its easier for women to close their legs and I don’t care if a woman puts her bags on the seat next to her but if a mans legs are open that’s MISOGYNY!!!”
feminists are wild
Here’s the thing. It’s already rude to put your bag on a seat when someone needs a place to sit. It is an established social standard. Also, guess what dillweed? It’s more comfortable for women to sit with their legs apart too! But sometimes, when you are on public fucking transport, YOUR COMFORT IS NOT THE PRIORITY. I don’t give two fuckin shits if you are comfortable. I’d love to flush my tampons, but I don’t, because it would be rude to clog other people’s pipes. Most of the time I’m on a crowded bus or train, I would love the chance to spread out, but again I DON’T, because it’s rude to everyone else to take up more space than necessary. Get it together, you utter tadpole.
men’s skeletal structure makes their default sitting stance with a wider angle than that of women.
men have balls that, guess what, hurt when crushed. no man sits with his legs so far you can’t possibly sit next to them. no man complains that you’re being rude if you ask him to scoot over a bit. literally no one… except maybe crazy people. like you.
PS I love your tags #mantrum #cissexism. I didn’t know a woman with a vagina could through a mantrum. I suppose you’re throwing a femtrum then huh?
No penis, no opinion.
But let me give you an example from someone with testicles.
Testicles get incredibly warm and they become like soupy eggs. Unfortunately, they’re still highly sensitive and so they make us spread our legs farther. Especially with how narrow our hips can be, our legs make it uncomfortable to have two sensitive meat sacks hanging where they are.
Having our legs too close to our testicles causes a ton of pinching, uncomfortable rolling, and sitting on, our jewels. Especially when it gets too warm for our pants.
Learn male biology and stop being dumb.
Again, as a person who rides a bus to work every single day and has the courtesy not to sit like a fucking starfish when I have a bus buddy, I don’t give one single, solitary, lonely-ass fuck about your poor sad sensi juevos while you’re on public transportation. It is not a conveyance designed to ensure maximum comfort and ease for your soupy sac. When you’re on a crowded bus, train, or plane, shut the fuck up and adjust your cream of wheat testicle bag such that it rests atop your fucking legs, and my god, please don’t ever, ever, ever, ever assume that I care how your balls feel at ANY time.
Nobody here is telling you to care about my testicles or any man’s testicles, for that matter. Understanding is what is being demanded. A basic understanding of biology is demanded.
Nobody here is talking about crowded buses/ Everyone understands the conservation of space on public transportation.
Stop being bitter and stop being dumb. You’re just sounding like a harpy.
This is like watching an actual slug try to drive a car. Literally your entire argument is about how you should not have to do things that are uncomfortable for you. I’m so embarrassed for you. You should go lie down, but first make sure you dust your soft-serve berry bag with baby powder and wrap in a layer of protective medical gauze to prevent any chafing and–god FORBID–discomfort.
your entire argument is literally just sexism towards men saying that the way they sit is sexist. its the most ridiculous first world non issue its so pathetic you’re whole blog is dedicated to silencing men’s opinions. I bet you think feminism is about equality.
Literally your entire argument is about how you should not have to do things that are uncomfortable for you.
You mean kind of like how your entire argument is that “manspreading” makes you uncomfortable?
Yeah, that, except for the part where my argument is that you shouldn’t take up more space than necessary on crowded transit because it is rude to other passengers to sprawl out when space is at a premium. It is the nature of public transit that everybody is a little bit uncomfortable, so it shouldn’t surprise you too much that I don’t give 2 fucks if your salty beanbag has enough swing room. If you would stop sitting spread eagle during fucking rush hour like a spoiled child, more people could fit on and make it home faster. I would say nice try, but it wasn’t, and I don’t want to lie to you.
You paid for one seat. You take up one seat. I have seen plenty of men capable of doing this. Your balls are not special.
tumblingisforcheer said:
Also imagine if we spread out our arms everywhere because keeping our arms in squishes our boobs. It’s uncomfortable, sweaty, and painful……… But we do it, ‘cause we’re not whiny entitled pissbabies, and having our arms over other seats would make other passengers’ spaces limited and uncomfortable. Fuck.
tumblingisforcheer said:
Honestly I love how these men are pretending that the only two options here are a wide v-sit or a vice-tight cross legged position. You could just…. Have your legs roughly parallel….. Not remotely crossed but just not encroaching on the seat(s) next to you………… It’s not that fucking complicated lmfao
