- Us: Manspreading is a common albeit minor mundane annoyance.
- Manspreading Apologists: O MY GOD!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE WORST PROBLEM IN YOUR LIFE!!! WHINY BABIES, HOW DOES PRIVILAGE TASTE
- Us: I wish that manspreaders would take the purpose of public transportation into account, which is maximum efficiency for the maximum number of riders. Taking up too much space prevents people from fitting on that could have.
- MA: DIDN'T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT MEN'S BALLS? MEN HAVE BALLS! DIDN'T YOU KNOW?????????? rEALLY ROLL THESE TESTES AROUND IN YOUR MIND'S FINGERS. YUP! THOSE ARE BALLS. DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT??????????
- Us: Sitting with your legs slightly spread instead of splayed completely open would 100% correct this issue.
- MA: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST I SHOULD TOLERATE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST DISCOMFORT FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS. BURN THE WITCH
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