neptune-at-aphelion:

manslator:

Its simple. The distrust of a woman’s emotions is caused by how often a man has been set up by a woman’s emotions. We’ve all spent enough time around women to get swept in their hurricanes of emotion, trying to determine what the problem is, and trying to help, because we don’t like seeing them in pain. Only to find out; a) It wasn’t that f*cking serious b) It wasn’t that f*cking serious c) Yo she really made me come out of pocket for something that wasn’t that f*cking serious.

Manslation: Ladies, for the last time, your feelings are inherently wrong and inconvenient for me! Your job is to smile and look pretty, babes. Can’t you see that it’s logical for men to distrust the validity of women’s emotions because men often distrust the validity of women’s emotions??? On a scale of 1 to BJ how impressed are y’all by my flawless reasoning? Why are all of you screaming and running so so so far away????

Alternative manslation : women are everywhere being spontaneous and alive and talking and communicating and liVING THEIR LIVES OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE IT PLEASE SOMEONE MAKES THEM STOP PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHY THEY ARE SHOWING OFF THEIR EXISTENCE TO MY FACE MAYBE IF I FIND OUT WHAT MAKES THEM FEEL THINGS THEY WILL DESAPPEAR but of course they’re the ones overeacting.

And you know this guy who insists to offer his help when nobody is asking and then get mad because the situation doesn’t require any help ? Yeah. I’m that guy.